GOD AND EVE IN THE GARDEN

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God... "Lord, I have a problem!"
"What s the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you ve created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I m just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord, I am lonely. And I m sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"What s a man, Lord?"
"This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He ll lie,cheat, and be vainglorious; all in all, he ll give you a hard time. But, he ll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly aroused, but since you ve been complaining, I ll create him in such in a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He ll be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won t be too smart, so he ll also need your advise to think properly.”
"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.
"What s the catch, Lord?"
"Yeah, well.... you can have him on one condition."
"What s that, Lord?"
"As I said, he ll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring . . . So you ll have to let him believe that I made him first . . . So, just remember . . . it s our secret . . . Woman to woman."

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